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Yeah, but last week we were caught and had to sit down and watch the rest of the game,” replied one of the fans. Our comments section was flooded with hilarious responses - so many that we couldn't fit them all in one piece. The first passenger is Cristiano Ronaldo: I’m the world’s best footballer, and my fans still need me. He takes one parachute and jumps. These were all the best Everton jokes after their dramatic 4-0 defeat to Liverpool in the Merseyside derby on Wednesday night. There’s a massive turd on the floor in the Liverpool dressing room after one of their matches. The players can’t believe it.
The Hartlepool fan says, “I’m from Hartlepool so I’ll have the heart.” The Liverpool fan says, “I’m from Liverpool so I’ll have the liver.”Others had us in stitches at how cutting they were - with some incredible put downs (sorry Boris Johnson) included in the responses readers sent in. Read More Related Articles Nothing to do with Burger King, this put-down is for someone who has amazed their friends with their ridiculous behaviour. If someone’s made a huge, daft mistake, they’ve been a whopper. More of an affectionate dig, than a full on insult. Yer ma
Arsenal has been in the Champions League for 18 years straight and hasn’t won it, what are they gonna miss? Arsene Wenger was to meet his new girlfriend outside the Cinema at 7pm, at 9pm she had still not arrived, so he went home furious. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge. Receive newsletters with the latest news, sport and what's on updates from the Liverpool ECHO by signing up hereSuddenly the train went through a tunnel and, as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Ya da does five yard sprints in Sports Direct when he's trying his new trainers on' - Stephen Nixon
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered. He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed. From things overheard in the chippy to some absolute gold from Scouse nans, these are the moments that show Scousers really have got the best sense of humour around. Ye da sits at the top of the stairs and pretends he's The Chaser' - Ste Swift (and pretty much everyone else)He added: "From seeing all the tributes online you can see how much of an impact he had on people's lives. There are bigger gyms than Lifestyles but people come for our staff. Paul was the best of us." No-one can tell a joke quite like a Scouser and people from Liverpool after often known for having a brilliant sense of humour. The one, the only Pete Price, Liverpool’s Citizen of Honour and greatest radio phone in host ever! The man, the lizard (apparently) has had an incredible 50 year career in entertainment. The natural ability to have any size audience in absolute uproar laughing, Pete travelled the world as a stand up comic after winning 70’s talent show ‘New Faces’. Now he’s either having a rant with us at The Guide Liverpool or hosting his long running Radio City phone in show – with hysterical results. Liverpool pays tribute to Pete’s amazing career here. Freddie Starr Liverpool have won the league, the government is paying people not to work.... Somewhere there's a scouser with a genie in a lamp wondering what to do with his last wish
As the motorway tarmac exits the toilet the barman confronts him and says...'what was that about? So much for being hard and not scared of anything!'Rebecca Devin wrote: "We have lost a true legend. Lost for words, what a lovely friend. I feel privileged to have known him and got to know his amazing personality. He was everyone's friend and made everyone feel so welcome. Totally devastated and miss him so much already."
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